爆笑英语笑话( 爆笑英语笑话(一)
Dan was the doorman of a club in a big city. Everyday, tho usands of people passed his door, and a lot of them stoppe d and asked him, "What's the time, please?"
After a few months, Dan said to himself, "I'm not going to himself, self answer All those stupid people any more. I'm going to buy a big c lock and Put it upon the wall here." Then he did so.
“Now people aren't going to stop and ask me the time," he thought Happily. Happily.
But after that, a lot of people stopped, looked at the clo ck and then asked Dan, "Is that clock right?”
愚蠢的问题
丹在一个大城市的某个俱乐部当守门人。每天都有数千人经过他的门口,而且许 多人都会停下来问他:“请问现在几点?”
几个月后,丹想:“我不想再回答这些蠢人提出的问题了,我要去买一只大钟, 把它挂在这儿的墙上。”于是他买了一只钟,把它挂在了墙上。
“现在人们总不会再停下来问我时间了。”他高兴地想。
可是打那以后,每天仍有许多人停下来,看看钟,然后问丹:“这钟准吗?”
 

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