Good Boy
Little Robert asked his mother for two cents. "What did you do with the money I gave you yesterday?"
"I gave it to a poor old woman," he answered.
"You're a good boy," said the mother proudly. "Here are two cents more. But why are you so interested in the old woman?"
"She is the one who sells the candy."
My sister, a primary school teacher, was informed by one of her pupils that a bird had built its nest in the tree outside the classroom.
"What kind of bird?" my sister asked.
"I didn't see the bird, ma' am, only the nest," replied the child.
"Then, can you give us a description of the nest?" my sister encouraged her .
"Well, ma'am, it just resembles your hair. "
Notes:
(
  1) inform v.告诉
(
  2) nest n.窝;巢
(
  3) description n.描述
(
  4) encourage v.鼓励
(
  5) resemble v. 相似;类似
"Are we poisonous?" the young snake asked his mother.
"Yes, dear," she replied - "Why do you ask?"
"Cause I've just bitten my tongue! "
Notes:
(
  1) poisonous adj.有毒的
(
  2) Cause I've just bitten my tongue 因为我刚咬了自己的舌头。 句中 Cause 是 Because 的缩略形式。

  1.Tom was an eight-year-old boy.He come to a new town with his parents.His family was very rich(富有的).They lived in a big,beautiful house with a big garden.They had a driver,a cook,a gardener(园丁) anda lot of servants(佣人).
Tom was going to a new school.On the first day his mother said to him,“Tom,be modest(谦虚) at school.Don't say we are rich.”
Tom said,“All right,Mom.”
Then Tom went to his new school and met his new teacher and new classmates.And he sat down with the other children in his class.The teacher said,“Good morning,boys and girls.This is Tom,your new classmate.Now let him introduce himself to you.”
Tom stood up and said,“My name is Tom.My family is poor(穷).My father is very poor.The gardener is very poor.The cook is very poor.And all the other servants are very poor.So I am very poor,too``` ”

  2.Tom was an eight-year-old boy.He come to a new town with his parents.His family was very rich(富有的).They lived in a big,beautiful house with a big garden.They had a driver,a cook,a gardener(园丁) anda lot of servants(佣人).
Tom was going to a new school.On the first day his mother said to him,“Tom,be modest(谦虚) at school.Don't say we are rich.”
Tom said,“All right,Mom.”
Then Tom went to his new school and met his new teacher and new classmates.And he sat down with the other children in his class.The teacher said,“Good morning,boys and girls.This is Tom,your new classmate.Now let him introduce himself to you.”
Tom stood up and said,“My name is Tom.My family is poor(穷).My father is very poor.The gardener is very poor.The cook is very poor.And all the other servants are very poor.So I am very poor,too``` ”

  3.A woman wanted to reach her husband on his mobil phone but discovered that she was out of credit ;she instructed her son to use his own phone to pass across an urgent message to daddy who is at the construction site.
After her son had called ,he got back to mummy to infrom her that it was a lady that picked up daddy's phone the three times he tried reaching dad on the mobile . Women! She watied impatiently for her husband to return from the construction site .The moment she sighted him,she gave him a very hot slap.While the man was trying to ask why ,she repeated the slap.People from neighborhood rushed around to know the cause of his .
The man asked his son to tell everybody what the lady said to him when he called,he said,"The number you are trying to call is not reachable at the moment.Please try again later".
一个妇女想打丈夫的手机找他,但是发现她的手机余额不足,于是她吩咐儿子用他自己的手机给正在建筑工地上的爸爸打电话传递紧急信息。
儿子打完后,回到妈妈的身边说,他打了爸爸的手机三次,一位女士接了三次。女人!她心急火燎地等丈夫从建筑工地回来。她一看见丈夫就给了他热辣辣的一巴掌。男人正要问个究竟,她又扇了他一巴掌。街坊邻居都跑过来想弄清楚事情的原因。
男人让儿子告诉大家,他打电话时那个女人说了什么。他回答说;“你所拨打的电话暂时无法接通。请稍后再拨。”
 

相关内容

幽默英语演讲小短文(2分钟的)

   As food is to the body, so is learning to the mind. Our bodies grow and muscles develop with the intake of adequate nutritious food. Likewise, we should keep learning day by day to maintain our keen mental power and expand our intellectual capacity ...

英语短文

   Pentagon Calls on Media Not to Carry WikiLeaks Material 五角大楼呼吁媒体勿助维基揭秘 In July, 2010, Wikileaks exposed some 77,000 secret military documents on the Afghan war 2010年7月,维基泄密惊爆77,000份有关阿富汗战争的军事机密文件。 The Pentagon appealed to news organizations Monday ...

英语短文

   Loving someone doesn't always mean keeping them; sometimes it also means you have to let them go. Giving up doesn't always mean you are weak; sometimes it means that you are strong enough to move on. 爱一个人不总意味着占有,有时也意味着你必须放手; 爱一个人不总意味着占有,有时也意味着你必须放手 ...

英语短文

   短对话 11. W: There were more than a hundred people at Kate's birthday party. How come she's got so many friends? M: It's really no surprise. You know she was popular even when she was a child Q: What does the man imply about Kate? 12. M: They say the ...

英语短文、

   How time flies ,It has past half an month since beginning of the summer holiday . As the weather getting hotter and hotter ,my parent and me go to the seaside .Last week we are go to the Xiamen.It's a beautiful city , bule sky and bule sea .The Xia ...

英语短文

   Whether sixty or sixteen, there is in every human being's heart the lure of wonders, the unfailing childlike appetite of what's next and the joy of the game of living. In the center of your heart and my heart there is a wireless station: so long as ...

英语短文

   9.14 周二 It was Sunday yesterday.I took part in peter's birthday party. The party began at six o'clock in the afternoon .Peter receive some gifts. Some sang and some danced at the party. We had a good time. 9.16 周四 It's Sunday today. It's fine.The s ...

英语短文

   What lesson did the teacher give to the class? English lesson. What did the teacher ask the class to do? Write a composition. What was the composition about? About a volleyball match. ( ) How many words did the student write? A Two C Four B Three D ...

英语短文

   1、Keep Your Direction 坚持你的方向 、 What would you do if you failed? Many people may choose to give up. However, the surest way to success is to keep your direction and stick to your goal. On your way to success, you must keep your direction. It is just ...

英语短文

   英语模范短文背诵 一起提高我们的作文,加油! 1.HOW TO GET HAPPINESS There is no doubt that happiness is the most precious/valuable thing in the world. Without it, life will be empty and meaningless. If you wish to know how to get happiness, you’d better pay attention to ...

热门内容

浙江省三校2009年4月高一期中联考(英语)

   浙江省三校联考 2009 年高一年级期中考试 英 语 试 卷 说明: 1.本试卷考试时间 120 分钟,满分 150 分。 2.本试卷分卷 I 和卷 II。卷 I 为选择题,请将答案涂写于答题卡上;卷 II 为非选择 题,请将答案写于答题卷上。 卷 I(选择题,115 分) 第一部分:听力(共两节,满分 20 分) 第一节(共 5 小题;每小题 1 分, 满分 5 分) 听下面 5 段对话。每段对话后有一个小题,从题中所给的 A、B、C 三个选项中选出最 佳选项,并标在试卷的相应位置。听完每 ...

英语学习的策略

   英语学习的策略 1.制定长远目标,明确每节课的学习任务。 根据不同学习阶段及自身能力确立一个“跳一跳才能够得着”的长远目标。有了目标 就有了 学习动力,有了责任感、紧迫感及努力方向。另外还要学会根据不同课型确定每节课的认知 小目 标,这样一开始上课,就会受到目标的激励,使大脑处于兴奋状态,才能定向注意,专心致 志地 去主动学习,提高学习效率。 2.争取课内外各种机会多练习英语。 语言不是教会的,而是在使用中学会的。交际能力只能在交际中得到最有效的培养。 一个优 秀的语言学习者应具有强烈的语言 ...

公共英语一级大纲词汇

   公共英语一级大纲词汇( 公共英语一级大纲词汇(904 个) a(an) art.一(个);每一(个);任一 A.M. ad.上午,午前 able a.能够,有能力的 about prep.关于;在…周围;在…各处 ad.大约 above prep.在…上方;(数量,价格等)大于… abroad ad.出国,在国外 according ad.按照;根据 across prep.穿过;在另一边,在对面 ad.横越 afraid a.恐怕的;担心的;害怕的 after prep.在…以后 conj ...

航海英语会话问答题

   航海英语会话问答题 Chapter 1 你的出生日期? 1. What is your date of birth?May first, 1983. 你的海员证号码是多少? 2. Whatis your seaman’s book number?2396625 你是哪里人? 3. Where are you from?I’m from Shandong China. 什么是你的船长的国籍 4. What’s your captain’s nationality(国籍 国籍)?China. 国 ...

六级英语考试?单词记忆

   1.lubricate /’lu:brikeit/ 【记】lu(谐音“路”)+bri(可看成 brief,简洁的)+cate(谐音 kate)→kate 在简洁的路面上 玩的时候摔倒了,是因为路太滑了。→lubricate 的意思是使润滑。 2.sprinkle /’sprikl/ 【记】sprin(可看成 spring)+kle→春天的阳光舒服地洒在身上。→sprinkle 的意思洒, 撒。 3.acute /’kju:t/ 【记】a+cut(切)+e→得了急性阑尾炎,需要手术切除。→ac ...