关于神经病的两个笑话 1 我还没熟 有两个神经病患者,一个红衣一个绿衣,从病院里逃出来。 两人跑啊跑,后来爬到一棵树上。 一会儿, 其中红衣的人从树上跳下来,滚啊滚的。 然后抬起头对上面的人说:「喂~~你怎么还不下来啊? 上面的那个人回答他:「不行啊!我还没有熟......」
Two jokes about madmen I’m not ripe yet There were two lunatics escaped from the insane asylum, one wearing red and another wearing green .they run and run,then climbed to a tree up. After a while , the red one jumped off the tree, then raised his head on up there, said: "Hey, ah, how do you not down? The green one answered “No,no I’m not ripe yet”
2 你知道的太多了 有一个神经病, 不知从哪里弄到了一把枪, 他走在一条小黑色胡同里。 突然遇上一个年轻人, 神经病二话不说将其安在地上用枪指着他的头!问道:1+1=几?年轻人吓坏了!沉思了许 久.回答:等于 2```?神经病毫不犹豫的开枪杀了他!然后把枪拽在怀里~冰冷的说了一句: 你知道得太多了
You know too much There was a neuropathy walking in a black alley. A small gun in his hand. Suddenly he met a young man. Then the insane put his gun to the man’s head and asked seriously:” How much is one plus one?” the Youngman was so
afraid that a cold sweat broke out on his forehead, He thought for a long time and answered with a tremulous voice ”two” “bang!!!! The inmate shot the man without hesitation .Then put his gun in his jacket and said coldly“You know too much!!!”
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