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MM 是要靠"哄"的,喜欢听一些甜言蜜语(sweat talk),所以,你要下功夫练就一张 honey mouth,来赞美 对方:
  1) What a knock-out!哇!绝代美人. 英语聊天室"泡妞"第一次亲密接触 (打招呼/问好)
  1. What a long sleepless night! I thought I was the only sleepless. So are you! 长夜漫漫无心睡眠,我以为只有我睡不着觉,原来你也睡不着啊!
  2. This is my first time to be in the chat room. Will you please join me? 这是我第一次来这个聊天室,可以和你聊聊吗?
  3. May I join in? I'm easy to get along. 我可不可以参加进来聊天?我很容易相处.
  4. You have a very special name. I think you must be a unique girl. 你的名字很特别,有趣,你一定是位特别(注:不用"美丽"字样)的姑娘.
  5. I am as humorous as Zhou Xingchi and as handsome as Zhou Runfa. It will be a great fun to be with me. 我是个幽默如周星驰,潇洒如周润发的人,和我相处会很愉快的. 英语聊天室"泡妞"--(上) 第一法 人称"玉树临风"的周奔驰 不可否认我长得很丑(自取网名) 进入英语聊天室的第一步是为自己起个"酷毙"的网名."不可否认我长得很丑,可是我很温柔,而且永 远不会说谎."??周奔驰自知自己的英语"很丑",于是没敢象在中文聊天室一样起个"周润发的微笑","风 靡万千少女","西门不吹雪","心比刀快"那样的名字,而是起了"我是英语乞丐","不惹你烦","谦虚小朋 友"这样的"中文网名"(中文网名更容易吸引"晶晶姑娘"的眼球).此后就象"可口可乐"商标一样,固定地 将"我是英语乞丐"作为商标品牌.??以便大赚特赚和他聊过天的美眉的"回头率". "普遍撒网,守株待兔"(和谁聊天) 第一次上英文聊天室,周奔驰满以为凭着自己"酷毙"的网名就会"风靡万千少女",没想到枯等了 8 分 零 8 秒,还是没人哪只"兔子"主动撞上门来,于是以"大无畏"精神主动出击,普遍撒网,先后给网名是"晶 晶","紫霞","曼玉","不辣妹","rose","sweet girl"六位看上去象是美眉(概率:
  73.2984%)的聊友发 去"情真真意切切"的"第一句"(参见下页).好了,剩下的就是"守株待兔"了. 哈哈哈哈哈哈哈(周奔驰的大笑) 第二法 第一次亲密接触 (打招呼/问好)
  1. What a long sleepless night! I thought I was the only sleepless. So are you! 长夜漫漫无心睡眠,我以为只有我睡不着觉,原来你也睡不着啊!
  2. This is my first time to be in the chat room. Will you please join me? 这是我第一次来这个聊天室,可以和你聊聊吗?
  3. May I join in? I'm easy to get along. 我可不可以参加进来聊天?我很容易相处.
  4. You have a very special name. I think you must be a unique girl. 你的名字很特别,有趣,你一定是位特别(注:不用"美丽"字样)的姑娘.
  5. I am as humorous as Zhou Xingchi and as handsome as Zhou Runfa. It will be a great fun to be with me. 我是个幽默如周星驰,潇洒如周润发的人,和我相处会很愉快的. 第三法 俺们那疙瘩都是东北人
(自我介绍城市)
  1. Where are you from? 你来自哪里?
  2. Which city do you live in 你现在住在那个城市?
  3. I live in Beijing, and you? 我在北京,你呢?
  4. Where is your hometown 你的家乡是哪呀?
  5. Great! We are from the same city! To cite a famous Chinese saying, when one meets one's town fellow, one cannot help weeping for excitement. Haha~~~~ ~~~~~~~~ 太好了!我们是老乡!!用中国话来说"老乡见老乡,两眼泪汪汪",哈哈. 第四法 我是博士--"茶博士"也 (学校)
  1. Can you tell us a bit about your university and your major? 谈谈你毕业的学校和专业怎么样?
  2. Are you an undergraduate or a postgraduate? 你在学习本科学历还是硕士学历?
  3. Have you heard the saying that "Nowadays bachelor holders are as many as dogs, Master holders are all over the street". 你听说过一句话:"本科多如狗,硕士满街走"吗?
  4. Never mind. I'm kidding. But I have a doctorate degree. 这只是一句玩笑,别介意.我是一位博士生.
  5. In fact I am a Doctor of Tea. Haha~~~~~ 实际上我只是一个"茶博士".哈哈 第五法 "轻舞飞扬":干啥的 (性别,工作)
  1. Shall we chat more intimately? To me, you are not an ordinary girl. 我们能更亲密得聊聊吗?我认为你不仅仅是一个普通的女孩!
  2. You are the queen. Haha~~~~~~~~~~~~ 而是一位女皇,哈哈.
  3. I am
  23.You must be younger than me! 我 23 岁了,你一定比我小吧.
  4. May I know your occupation? 你的职业是什么?
  5. I am a salesman. I work like a cow: Make much milk for a company, but eat only a little grass. 我是一名销售员,像牛一样"光挤奶,不吃草". 第六法 给点儿专业精神好不好 (英语学习)
  1. I wish I can get used to speaking in English. 我希望自己习惯于说英语.
  2. I can't hold on studying without someone's encouragement. 没有人帮忙,我就坚持不住了.
  3. I am working on it. I hope some day speaking English would just be a piece of cake for me.
我正在致力于它,有一天它会是小菜一碟.
  4. I'm trying to improve my English through chatting online in English. 我正通过网上聊天来提高我的英语.
  5. We've got lots of time to improve/practice our English. 我们有很多时间来提高/练习我们的英语. 第七法 无厘头英语:不要再犹豫了
  1. I found an interesting and practical way of learning English. That is Wulitou (Casual) way. 我发现了一个即有趣又有用的方法来学习英语,那就是"无厘头英语".
  2. Wulitou (Casual) way makes English learning as interesting as playing a game. 无厘头精神使学习英语变的像游戏轻松有趣.
  3. The initiators of Wulitou way are fans of Dahuaxiyou (Talking About Western Odyssey). They include journalists and foreign teachers. They share a common name Zhou Benchi. 无厘头英语的创立者是一群《大话西游》迷,包括记者,外教,他们共同享有一个名字"周奔驰".
  4. Believe it or not, by reading this book, you will be able to chat online in English very soon. 信不信由你,只要翻开这本书,就能立刻在网上用英语自由聊天.
  5. It's called practice while learning. 这叫做现学现用. 第八法 哈哈,觉不觉得好玩啊 (玩笑)
  1. What is the English for 癞蛤蟆想吃天鹅肉? 你知道"癞蛤蟆想吃天鹅肉"怎么说吗?
  2. It's not "A toad wants to eat a swan". It is "Angels fly out of your arse". 不是"A toad wants to eat a swan"而是"Angels fly out of your arse".
  3. Literally it means "屁股(arse)里飞出天使(angels)来". It's very interesting, isn't it? 如果直译成中文是"屁股(arse)里飞出天使(angels)来"的意思.很有意思,对吗?
  4. Don't be oversensitive. I'm just kidding. 别这么爱过敏,开个玩笑么.
  5. That sentence comes from Titanic. The original sentence is "You'd as like have angels fly out of your arse as get next to the likes of her." 这句话的原话来自于《泰坦尼克号》,全句是:"You'd as like have angels fly out of your arse as get next to the likes of her." (想和她那样的姑娘在一起,你简直是"癞蛤蟆想吃天鹅肉".) 第九法 帮主,品味太差吧 (休闲/爱好)
  1. What do you do in your spare time? 不忙的时候你做些什么?
  2. What's you favorite sport? 你喜欢哪项运动
  3.Good health is priceless. 好身体是无价之宝.
  4. What's your favorite movie? 你最喜欢的电影是什么?
  5. 5 Smoking affects one's health. But, to me, bad habits are difficult to get rid of. 吸烟影响健康,但对我来说,坏的习惯很难更改. 英语聊天室"泡妞"(下)

  2) She's well-built.她身材真棒.
  3) She's well stacked,她的身材很匀称.
  4) She has a good figure.她有骄人的身材.
  5) She's a chick.她可是个 MM 喔.
  6) She's curvaceous.她的身材曲线玲珑.
  7) My girl is a peach.我的马子可是个美人.
  8) She must really be sth special.她必定某个地方很特殊.
  9) She doesn't look her age.她看起来没有实际年龄大.
  10)She looks neat and fresh.她看起来很优雅清纯.
  11)She's a carbon copy of her mother.她和她妈简直一模一样. (to be continued)怎样,找机会练练吧!关键是告诉她你觉得她与众不同的地方 (what makes her stand out from others),接下来,你就可以锻炼口语的名义, 表示希望能有机会多聊聊(a chance to get to know each others).要知道好的开端, 事情就成功了一半(well began is half done).^_^幸福三步曲: 假设:漂亮 MM 一般英语水平都不是很好(好像功课也是如此)^-^前提:你自己的英文水平初具火候.
  1)吸引 MM 跟你学地道英语的兴趣
  2)然后告诉她万丈高楼平地起,咱们从最基本的学起.
  3)最基本的自然是自我介绍了,然后以教她如何用英语作自我介绍为名, 很自然地"套取"她的家庭背景,个人情况等等.注意,这时你要装作特单纯, 特有爱心,让她觉得这世界确实需要热心肠,而你就是那跟最大的肠! 千万不要让她怀疑你"醉翁之意不在酒"(hehehe~~,这招比较损)接下来就不用我多说了吧, 万事只是开头难,你都已经"知己知彼"了,还能不百战不殆? Well, it's kidding. The best way is to love her with your heart, not with your mouth. What's more, just keep in your mind:
  1) Love me, love my dog.
  2) Love me little, love me long. OK,让我们继续为消灭"孤男寡女"而努力学习吧:
  1)This picture is not like her.这照片不像她.
  2) She's very photogenic.她很上镜.
  3) She's well-groomed.她穿着得体.
  4) She could pass for 24 or
  25.她可能超过 24 或 25 岁.
  5) She gets herself dolled up like a teenage girl.她把自己打扮得象个十几岁的少女.
  6) She's kind of short, but she has a beautiful personality.她是有点矮,可是她有很好的个性.
  7) She's in her Sunday clothes today.她穿了她最好的衣服.
  8) She wears too much make-up.她妆化得很浓. 第十法 爱一个人需要理由吗? (感情)
  1. Would you mind if I ask you a personal question? Are you still single? 介意我问一个私人问题吗?你是单身吗?
  2. Have you got a Flower Guardian, someone who cares for you? You are just like a beautiful flower in my mind. 你有护花使者了吗? 因为在我心目中你就像花一样.
  3. I like a line from Titanic very much: You jump, and I will jump. 我喜欢电影《泰坦尼克》上的一句精彩对白:你跳我也跳.
  4. Another line I like very much is from Inside Detective 008: Are you hungry? Shall I make a bowl of
noodle for you? 另一句我喜欢的电影对白是《大内密探 0
  08》里的: 肚子饿不饿,要不要我给你煮碗面吃?
  5. The favorite scene I like is in a novel by Lu Yao. In the remote country, a boy fell in love with a girl. He handed her a piece of paper with only one line on it which read I Want To Be Good With You. 但是我最喜欢的是路遥小说里的一个场景:在一个僻远的乡村,一个小伙子喜欢上一个姑娘,他给他写了 一个小纸条,上面只有一句话:"俺想和你好". 第十一法 对你的敬仰犹如滔滔江水 (赞美)
  1. I don't think you are as pretty as Zhang Manyu. 我感觉你长得不如张曼玉漂亮.
  2. But you are more beautiful than Zhang Ziyi. 但至少不比张子怡差.
  3. Nothing is more pleasant than talking with you. 什么娱乐都不如和你聊天.
  4. You are such a smart girl. 你真是个伶牙俐齿(聪明)的姑娘.
  5.My passion for you is beyond any words. 我对你的仰慕犹如滔滔江水 第十二法 我 KAO,I 服了 YOU (情绪化表达) 肯定(搞对) certainly/sure/of course.当然. Great! 太好了. All right. 好吧! No problem. 没问题! Good idea! 好主意! I think so. 我也这么想. I totally agree with you. 我完全同意. 否定 No!/ No way! 不行/没门! I don't think so.我不那样认为. I disagree. 我不同意. 愤怒 How dare you! 怎么敢…… 疑问: Are you sure? 你确定吗? Why are you so sure about that? 你为什么这么确定? Really? 真的吗? Of course, it's true.当然是真的. 惊叹 Gosh! / God!/My God! / Goodness me! / Jesus Christ! 天哪! It's terrific. It's incredible. 太好了,简直难以置信. It's incredible. 难以置信. I can't believe my own eyes! 我简直不敢相信我的眼睛了. 感谢
Thanks./ Thanks a lot. 谢谢. Thank you very much. 多谢你. I'm profoundly grateful to you. 我向你表示深深的感激. 谦虚 My pleasure. / You are welcome. 不必客气. Don't mention it. 小意思(一般般) 随意 Be at home. / Do as you please. 随便. It's up to you. 看你了. 第十三法 需要吗?不需要吗?需要吗? (双向交流/碰撞)
  1. I beg your pardon. / I didn't quite catch you on that. 我没有听懂你刚才说的话.
  2. Do you understand this sentence? / Are you following me? / Are you with me? 你是否明白这个句子?
  3. I feel the same. / I think exactly the same way. 我也这么想.
  4. Me too. 我也是.
  5. Anyway, believe me. I am serious. 不管怎样,请相信我,我是认真的. 第十四法 如果给我一个再来一次的机会 (打招呼)
  1. Sorry. I'm busy at the moment. I'll talk to you later. 对不起,我现在很忙,有时间再和你聊.
  2. Sorry. I'm speaking with a friend at the moment. I will talk to you later. 抱歉,我的朋友在和我聊,有空了我再去找你.
  3. Forgive me. I sent you a wrong message. Hope you don't mind. 对不起,我发错了信息.别介意.
  4. I'm sorr
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