级英语(爆笑) 前台小姐的 8 级英语(爆笑) 昨天来了个外国人, 进到办公室, 前台小姐左看右 看,大家都在打游戏,只有自己比较清闲,就面带 微笑的:"Hello?" 外国人:"Hi." 前台小姐:"You have what thing?"(你有什么 事?) 外国人:"Can you speak Eng-lish?"(你会讲 英语吗)前台小姐:"If I not speak English, I am speaking what?"(如果我不会说,那我现在说的什 么) 外国人:"Can anybody else speak English? "(还有谁能讲英语吗) 前台小姐:"You yourself look. all people are playing,no people have time, you can wait, you wait, you not wait, you go."(你自己看看, 所有人都在玩呢,都没空,你愿意等就等,不愿意 就走你) 外国人:"Good heavens. anybody here can 这儿有谁会说英语吗) speak English?"(我的上帝, 前台小姐: "Shout what shout, quiet a little, you on earth have what thing."(喊什么喊,安静 点,你到底有什么事) 老外:"I want to speak to your head."(我想和 你的领导谈谈) 前台小姐:"Head not zai.You tomorrow come."(头儿不在,明再来吧)
  1. 夏 天 的 飞 鸟 , 飞 到 我 的 窗 前 唱 歌 , 又 飞 去 了. 秋天的黄叶,它们没有什么可唱,只叹息一 声,飞落在那里. Stray birds of summer come to my window to sing and fly away. And yellow leaves of autumn, which have no songs, flutter and fall there with a sign.
  2.世界上的一队小小的漂泊者呀,请留下你 们的足印在我的文字里. A Troupe of little vagrants of the world, leave your footprints in my words.

  3.是大地的泪点,使她的微笑保持着青春不 谢. It is the tears of the earth that keep here smiles in bloom.
  4.如果你因失去了太阳而流泪,那么你也将 失去群星了. If you shed tears when you miss the sun, you also miss the stars.

  5.她的热切的脸,如夜雨似的,搅扰着我的 梦魂. Her wishful face haunts my dreams like the rain at night.
  6. 有 一 次 , 我 们 梦 见 大 家 都 是 不 相 识 的. 我们醒了,却知道我们原是相亲相爱 的. Once we dreamt that we were strangers. We wake up to find that we were dear to each other.

  7.忧思在我的心里平静下去,正如暮色降临 在寂静的山林中. Sorrow is hushed into peace in my heart like the evening among the silent trees.
  8.我今晨坐在窗前,世界如一个路人似的,停 留了一会,向我点点头又走过 去 了 . I sit at my window this morning where the world like a passer-by stops for a moment, nods to me and goes.

  9.你看不见你自己,你所看见的只是你的影 子. What you are you do not see, what you see is your shadow.
  10. 我 不 能 选 择 那 最 好
的 是 我 I cannot choose the best. The best chooses me. 那 最 好 的 选
.
  17. 我说 不出 这 心为 什么 那样 默默 地 颓丧 择 . 着. 是为了它那不曾要求,不曾知道,不曾记得 的小小的需要. I cannot tell why this heart languishes in silence. It is for small needs it never asks, or knows or remembers.

  11.那些把灯背在背上的人,把他们的影子投 到了自己前面. They throw their shadows before them who carry their lantern on their back. That I exist is a perpetual surprise which is life.

  18.不要因为你自己没有胃口而去责备你的 食物. Do not blame your food because you have no appetite.

  12.休息与工作的关系,正如眼睑与眼睛的关 系. Rest belongs to the work as the eyelids to the eyes. The stars are not afraid to appear like fireflies.
  13.人是一个初生的孩子,他的力量,就是生 长的力量. Man is a born child, his power is the power of growth.
  14.绿树长到了我的窗前,仿佛是喑哑的大地 发出的渴望的声音. The trees come up to my window like the yearning voice of the dumb earth.
  20.心是尖锐的,不是宽博的,它执着在每一 点上,却并不活动. The mind, sharp but not broad, sticks at every point but does not move The Furthest Distance in the world The furthest distance in the world Is not between life and death But when I stand in front of you Yet you don't know that I love you. The furthest distance in the world Is not when I stand in front of you Yet you can't see my love But when undoubtly knowing the love from both Yet cannot be together. The furthest distance in the world Is not being apart while being in love But when I plainly cannot resist the yearning Yet pretending you have never been in my heart. 样
  19. 群 星 不 怕 显 得 象 萤 火 那 .

  15.生命从世界得到资产,爱情使它得到价 值. Life finds its wealth by the claims of the world, and its worth by the claims of love.
  16. 云 云 鸟 The bird wishes it were a cloud. The cloud wishes it were a bird. 儿 愿 为 一 鸟 儿 愿 为 一 朵 . 只 .
The furthest distance in the world Is not struggling against the tides But using one's indifferent heart To dig an uncrossable river For the one who loves you . 看了下面的翻译是不是觉得很熟悉啊! 世界上最远的距离 世界上最远的距离 不是 生与死 而是 我就站在你的面前你却不知 道我爱你 世界上最远的距离 不是 我就站在你的面前你却不知道我 爱你 而是 明知道彼此相爱 却不能在一起 世界上最远的距离 不是 明知道彼此相爱 却不能在一起 而是 明明无法抵抗这股思念 却还得故意装作丝毫不把你放在心里 世界上最远的距离 不是 明明无法抵抗这股思念 却还得故意装作丝毫不把你放在心里 而是 用自己冷漠的心 对爱你的人 掘了一条无法跨却的深渠
 

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