Interesting English

  1.we two who and who? 咱俩谁跟谁阿?
  2.how are you ? how old are you? 怎么是你,怎么老是你?
  3.people mountain people sea.(人山人海) sea.(人山人海)
  4.you have seed I will give you some color to see see,brothers! together up! 你有种,我要给你点颜色瞧瞧,兄弟们,一起上!
  5.hello everybody!if you have something to say, then say!if you have nothing to say,go home!! 各位爱卿!有事起奏,无事退朝!!

  6.you me you me 彼此彼此
  7.You Give Me Stop! 你给我站住!
  8.know is know noknow is noknow… 知之为知之,不知为不知…
  9.WATCH SISTER 表妹
  10.dragon born dragon,chicken born chicken, mouse’s sons can make hole! 龙生龙,凤生凤 ,老鼠的儿子会打洞!

  11.American Chinese not enough 美中不足
  12.one car come one car go ,two car pengpeng, people die。 车祸现场描述(一辆车来一辆车走,两车 “嘭 嘭“,人死了)
  13.heart flower angry open 心花怒放
  14.go past no mistake past 走过路过,不要错过
  15.小明: I am sorry! 老外: I am sorry too! 小明: I am sorry three! 老外: What are you sorry for? 小明: I am sorry five!

  16.If you want money,I have no; if you want life,I have one! 要钱没有,要命一条!
  17.I call Li old big. toyear
  25. 我叫李老大,今年 25 。
  18.you have two down son. 你有两下子。
  19.as far as you go to die!! 有多远,死多远!!
  20.I give you face you don’t wanna face, you lose you face ,I turn my face. 给你脸你不要脸,你丢脸,我翻脸

  21.Long time no see (好久不见 . 好久不见) 好久不见
  22.Power line (电源线) 电源线) .
  23.morning three night four (朝三暮四) . 朝三暮四)
  24.Want money no,Want life one! (要钱不给,要命有一条!) . 要钱不给,要命有一条!)
  25.money or life? (要钱还是要命?) . ? 要钱还是要命?)
  26.wang eight eggs 王八蛋 .
  27.wang old five 王老五 .
  28.ten three point 十三点 .
  29. no care three seven two ten one 不管三七二十一 .
  30.Play a big knife before GuanGong (关公面前耍大刀) . 关公面前耍大刀)

  31.Play an ax before LuBan (班门弄斧)
  32.We are brothers,who and who ah! ( 咱们兄弟谁跟谁啊!)
  33.Good good study,day day up! (好好学 习,天天向上!)
  34.If you don’t understand, don’t blind say! 不懂就别瞎说!
  35.Shout what shout! 喊什么喊!
  36. no three no four 不三不四
  37. seven up eight down 七上八下
  38.you give me run egg!
前台小姐的8级英语(爆笑) 前台小姐的8级英语(爆笑)
昨天来了个外国人,进到办公室,前台小姐左看 右看, 大家都在打游戏,只有自己比较清闲,就面带微 笑的: "Hello?" 外国人:"Hi." 前台小姐:"You have what thing?" 外国人:"Can you speak Eng-lish?“ 前台小姐:"If I not speak English, I am speaking what?" 外国人:"Can anybody else speak English? "
前台小姐:"You yourself look. all people are playing, no people have time, you can wait, you wait, you not wait, you go." 外国人:"Good heavens. anybody here can speak English?" 前台小姐:"Shout what shout,quiet a little, you on earth have what thing” 老外:"I want to speak to your head.”
A: You ask me, I ask who (你问我,我去 问谁?) B: give you some colors to see see!(给你 点颜色看看) A: you try try see!(你试试看!) 雇主: how much do you want a month? 保姆:800 yuan, eat you, sleep you 800块, 吃你的,住你的
 

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