四人英语话剧剧本 《新梁祝外传》 (搞笑版)
《新梁祝外传》
L:梁山伯 Z:祝英台 M:马文才 旁:旁白
旁: 话说梁山伯和祝英台三年前一同来到刚刚成立的武汉新东方书院学 习英语。梁山伯酷爱口语师从口语老师邓大付学习美国口语,尤其擅长 模仿马丁?路德?金的演讲。 (旁白暂停,邓英文“I have a dream ”) 。祝英 台一心梦想出国, 梦想有朝一日成为 BBC 主持人 (旁白暂停, 祝英文“this is BBC….)最终祝英台以托福和 GRE 高分的成绩被哥伦比亚大学录取。 在祝英台临走的那一天, 梁山伯十八里相送在天河机场与祝英台缠绵告 别。 L: Yingtai ,I love you so much and I’ll miss you so much.! Z: I love you, too! Don’t worry. Shanbo I only love you in this wild world. I’ll marry you as soon as I’m back. Wait for me just for two years. L: I’ll kiss you across the Pacific Ocean. Z: I’ll kiss you from the other side. Wait for me. BoBo 旁:一周以后,祝英台从美国打来越洋电话。 L: Oh, Sweetie, Yintai I miss you so much, miss you every minute every second. Oh my dear. Are you listening to me? Z: Listen, Liang Shanbo. I’m calling to tell you that I loved you. But I think you’d better find a better girl. L: What? Pardon? Z: Because I’ll get married.
L: Married ? to who? Z: To 英俊潇洒风流倜傥玉树临风的 Ma Wencai.. He is so handsome. So rich, even richer than Yu Minhong. And he is good at 葵花宝典。I love his money and I love his body. L: What are you talking about? You wait and see. I’ll give you some color to see see. I’ll kill you! I will kill you in America! Z: America? You can come to America? Hahahaha 旁:祝英台的无端背叛深深伤了梁山伯脆弱的心灵,他发下毒誓:不杀 祝英台誓不为人。于是重新来到新东方书院学习托福和GRE。当然他 没有忘记用老生证可以优惠 20 块钱。为了能飞越重洋去杀掉祝英台, 他每天提醒自己有一个梦想。 I say to you today, my friends, so even
though we face the difficulties of today and tomorrow, I still have a dream. It is a dream deeply rooted in the American dream. I have a dream that one day this nation will rise up and lives out the true meaning of its creed: We hold these truths to be self-evident; that all men are created equal. I have a dream that one day I will kill Zhu Yingtai right in America. It is a dream that deeply rooted in my heart. In my heart. 旁:一年之后,梁山伯也来到了美国,四处寻找祝英台的下落。终于在 纽约街头找到他当年的爱人祝英台,而她正和马文才卿卿我我。 L: Zhu Yingtai, long time no see, huh? Who am I ? I’m Liang Shanbo. I’m here to kill you. Z: Liang….shanbo. Oh, Wencai. He is crazy. He will kill me.
M: You! Get out of here. L: You! Get out of here! M: 电话来了。Hello, I’m in wuhan. Ok ok I’ll come right now Z: Please don’t go. Just stay, please. He’ll kill me. M: I know! But if I stay, he’ll kill me by the way.. Z: You told me you were good at 葵花宝典? M: Sorry, I’m not good at 葵花宝典. I’m just good at 新华字典。 Z: Oh, you liar. Just get out of here!! (to Liang Shanbo) Oh, darling, you must kill me? L: Yes, I have to. Because I hate you more than I can say. Z: (sing)When we were young, we listened to the MP3, you said you’d love me forever. Don’t kill me, ok? Shanbo. I qiu qiu ni.. L: No door! (sing) Where you go, whatever you say, I’ll be right here killing you. I only know I was born to love you or to kill you. Now I can’t love you, the only choice is to kill you. Z: 曾经 Once upon a time, there was a true love in front of me, I didn’t cherish it. If I was to meet him again, I wish to say I love you. If you would ask me how long I would love him, I should say ten thousand years. That man is you The only man I love in this wild world is you. Only you.(sing) L: The only woman I want to kill is on-ly you!! Z: Please, you know I love you. I love you just like laoshu ai dami. I want to marry you.
L: hehehe Really? Z: Oh, of course. Please don’t kill me!!!! L: To kill or not to kill is a question. I don’t know. Who can tell me? I put her life in your hands. Everybody here, please tell me kill or not kill? (to kill) L: You hear this. I ‘m sorry. But don’t worry , I’ll go to heaven together with you. Z: All right kill me, then we’ll become two butterflies in the beautiful garden(sing) (sing) Z: 亲爱的你别杀我,杀了我你也没有好结果 L:亲爱的我也不想杀 可是大家非得要我杀
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