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被127次掌声打断的浙江大学教授郑强的经典语录 127次掌声打断的浙江大学教授郑强的经典语录
读书是为了承担责任。但现在的教育让女人承担了太多责 任,让男人逃避了太多责任。 学士上面是硕士,硕士上面是博士,博士上面 是博士后,博士后上面呢?如果你够勇敢再读两 年是勇士,再读五年是壮士,再读七年是烈士, 烈士以后呢?国家会推出圣斗士,读满两年是青铜的, 5年是白银的,7年是黄金的。 谁现在就是汉奸?北大清华的学生,因为用他 们学习的知识帮外国人开拓市场,打败我们中 国的企业
“我认为:语言、计算机就是工具。中国的外语教授讲英语 不如美国卖菜的农民!怎么看待这个问题?日本博士、德国 教授说不出英语的多得是!我们怎么能说一个人不会说英语 就文盲呢?语言就是一个工具!你没有那个环境,他怎么能讲 这语言呢?......如果我是教育部长,我要改革二件事: 第一,取消六级考试。你一个研究生连中文一级都不 及格,你英文考六级干什么呢?看看研究生写得论文,自己 民族文化都没有学好,天天考英语──打勾:托福打勾、 GRE打勾、英文考出很高的分。可哪个写的英文论文在我 面前过得了关呢?过不了关!这样培养出来的人能干什么? 自己的专业一点都没学好!......说不会计算机就是文 盲,这是个误区!我现在是教授,我顾不上搞计算机!”
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Do you dare to change your 深圳大学的王旭… dormitory into this ? (深圳大学的王旭
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Two multiple-choice questions
(A自《格言》)
The class begins. An old professor walks into the classroom, says to students: "I was commissioned by an agency to do a questionnaire." 上课了。老教授面带微笑,走进教室, 对同学们说:“我受一家机构委托,来 做一项问卷调查,请同学们帮个忙。” 一听这话,教室里轻微的一阵议论:问 卷?比上课有趣多了。
When getting the questionnaire, they can see only two questions. 问卷表发下来,同学们一看,只有两道题: He loved her so much. She is beautiful and moving. But then one day she met a traffic accident, and upon the recovery, her face left with a big ugly scar. Do you think that he would still love her?
  1、他很爱她。她细细的瓜子脸,弯弯的娥眉, 面色白皙,美丽动人。可是有一天,她不幸遇上 了车祸,痊愈后,脸上留下几道大大的丑陋疤痕。 你觉得,他会一如既往地爱她吗? A, he will definitely do B, he will not C, he might A、他一定会 B、他一定不会 C、他可能会
2, She loved him very much. He is a business elite. One day, he went bankrupt. Do you think that she will love him like before?
  2、她很爱他。他是商界的精英,儒雅沉稳,敢打敢拼。 忽然有一天,他破产了。你觉得,她还会像以前一样爱 他吗? A, she will definitely do B, she will not C, she may be A、她一定会 B、她一定不会 C、她可能会 The students finish the work quickly. Questionnaires are handed in to show a statistics, it shows that: in the first question, 10% of the students selected A, 10% of the students selected B, 80% of the students selected C(C:可能会). And in the second question, 30% of the students chose the A, 30% of the students selected B, 40% of the students selected C. 一会儿,同学们就做好了。问卷收上来,教授一统计, 发现:第一题有10%的同学选A,10%的同学选B,80%的 同学选C。第二题呢,30%的同学选了A,30%的同学选B, 40%的同学选C
“It seems that, more people can not tolerate the disfigurement(毁容) of beautiful women rather than the bankrupt of men." Professor smiled, "When doing these two questions, are you considering the relationship as lovers in your subconscious?" “看来,美女毁容比男人破产,更让人不 能容忍啊。”教授笑了,“做这两题时, 潜意识里,你们是不是把他和她当成了 恋人关系?” “是啊。”同学们答得很整齐。 "Yes." The students answered .
"But the title did not say that the relationship between him and her is lovers?" The professor seem to have a profound meaning, "Now, let us assume that, if in the first question: 'he' is her father , in the second question: 'she' is his mother. If you do the two questions again, will you stick to the original choices? " “可是,题目本身并没有说他和她是恋人 关系啊?”教授似有深意地看着大家, “现在,我们来假设一下,如果,第一 题中的‘他’是‘她’的父亲,第二题 中的‘她’是‘他’的母亲。让你把这 两道题重新做一遍,你还会坚持原来的 选择吗?”
The questionnaire sent to students again, the classroom suddenly becomes very quiet, A few minutes later, the questionnaires are collected up to show another statistic .In the two questions, all of the students choose A. 问卷再次发到同学们的手中,教室里忽 然变得非常宁静,一张张年青的面庞变 得凝重而深沉。几分钟后,问卷收了上 来,教授再一统计,两道题,同学们都 100%地选了A (Ta一定会)
In this world, there is a love without asking for anything , not because of changing of the seasons. not because of trying to seek fame and fortune, and this is the love of " parents"
Love
Do you know what are BF and GF?

  1.There is a boy and a girl grew up together, once the boy said to the girl,: "I was your BF ... ..." girl asked: "What is BF?" The boy said: "It means Best Friend . “Then they grew up, and again, the boy said: "I was your BF ... ..." The girl asked: "What is BF? " The boy said:" The meaning is Boy Friend. "Then they married, had children and lived a happy life until they went to the ailing ... ... While under the setting sun, the two whitehaired old ?? the boy said to the girl:" I am your BF ... ... "girl asked:" What is BF? " The boy replied with a smile" Be Forever! "

  1.有一个男孩和一个女孩从小一起长大,
  1.有一个男孩和一个女孩从小一起长大, 有一个男孩和一个女孩从小一起长大 青梅竹马. 一次, 男孩对女孩说: 青梅竹马. 一次, 男孩对女孩说:“我是 你的BF 你的BF……” 女孩问:“什么是BF?” 男 女孩问: 什么是BF? BF BF 孩说: Friend的意思 的意思。 孩说:“是Best Friend的意思。 后来他 们长大了, 又一次, 男孩对女孩说: 们长大了, 又一次, 男孩对女孩说: 我是你的BF BF……” 女孩问:“什么是 女孩问: “我是你的BF BF? 男孩说: Friend的意思 的意思。 BF?” 男孩说:“是Boy Friend的意思。” 再后来他们结婚生子, 一起生活了一辈子, 再后来他们结婚生子, 一起生活了一辈子, 幸幸福福,美美满满。 幸幸福福,美美满满。 一直到他们到了风 烛残年…… 夕阳下,两位白发苍苍的老 夕阳下, 烛残年 男孩对女孩说: 人?? 男孩对女孩说:“我是你的 BF……" 女孩问:“什么是BF?” 男孩 BF? BF " 女孩问: 什么是BF 微笑回答“Be Forever!” 微笑回答“ Forever!

  2.There is a boy and a girl grew up together, once the girl said to the boy: "I was your GF ... ..." the boy asked: "What is GF?" The girl said: "It means Good Friend . “Then they grew up, and again, the girl said: "I was your GF ... ..." The boy asked: "What is GF? " The girl said:" The meaning is Girl Friend. "Then they married, had children and lived a happy life until they went to the ailing ... ... While under the setting sun, the two white-haired old ?? the girl said to the boy:" I am your GF ... ... "Boy asked:" What is GF? " The Girl replied with a smile:" Be Forever! "

  2.有一个女孩和一个男孩从小一起长大,
  2.有一个女孩和一个男孩从小一起长大, 青梅竹 有一个女孩和一个男孩从小一起长大 他们小时候, 一次, 女孩对男孩说: 马。 他们小时候, 一次, 女孩对男孩说:“我 是你的GF GF……” 男孩问: 什么是GF GF? 女孩说: 是你的GF……” 男孩问:“什么是GF?” 女孩说: Friend的意思 的意思。 后来他们长大了, “是Good Friend的意思。 后来他们长大了,又 一次, 女孩对男孩说: 我是你的GF GF……” 男孩问: 一次, 女孩对男孩说:“我是你的GF……” 男孩问: 什么是GF GF? 女孩说: Friend的意 “什么是GF?” 女孩说:“是Girl Friend的意 再后来他们结婚生子, 一起生活了一辈子, 思。”再后来他们结婚生子, 一起生活了一辈子, 幸幸福福, 美美满满. 幸幸福福, 美美满满. 一直到他们到了风烛残 夕阳下,两位白发苍苍的老人?? 年…… 夕阳下,两位白发苍苍的老人?? 女孩对 男孩说: GF…… 男孩问: ……" 男孩说:“我是你的 GF……" 男孩问:“什么是 GF? 女孩微笑回答: Forever! GF?”女孩微笑回答:“Give Forever!”
Friends
What is a journey? A journey is not a trip. It‘s not a vacation. It’s a process. A Discovery. selfIt‘s a process of self-discovery. A journey brings us face to face with ourselves. A journey shows us not only the world, but how we fit in it. Does the person create the journey or does the journey create the person? The journey is life itself. Where will life take you?
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