英语趣味小故事
??数控082
陈杰

  1.
The Perfect Son. A: I have the perfect son. B: Does he smoke? A: No, he doesn't. B: Does he drink whiskey? A: No, he doesn't. B: Does he ever come home late? A: No, he doesn't. B: I guess you really do have the perfect son. How old is he? A: He will be six months old next Wednesday.
翻译:完美儿子 A:我有一个很完美的儿子. B:他抽烟吗? A:不抽. B:他喝威士忌酒吗? A:不喝. B:他会不会很晚回家? A:不会. B:我想你确实有一个完美儿子. 那他多 大了? A:下个星期三就满6个月了

  2. I'm Trying to Stop It
"Boy, why have you got cotton-wool in your ear? Is it infected?" "No, sir, but you said yesterday that everything you told me went in one ear and out the other , so I am trying to stop it."
翻译:"孩子,你为什么用棉花 塞住耳朵?它感染了吗?" "没有,老师.可是你昨天说你 告诉我的知识都是一个耳朵里进, 一个耳朵里出,所以我要把它堵 在里面."

  3. Sorry "I'm sorry ,Madam ,but I shall have to charge you twenty dollars for pulling your boy's tooth ." "Twenty dollars! Why ,I understand you to say that you charged only four dollars for such work!" "Yes ,but this youngster yelled so terribly that he scared four other patients out of the office ."
翻译:"对不起,夫人,为您 孩子拔牙我要收取20美元." "20美元!为什么?不是说好 只要4美元." "是的,但是你的孩子大喊大 叫,把另外四个病人吓跑了."

  4. Teacher:We all know that heat causes an object to expand an cold cause it to contract. Now,can anyone give me a good example? John:Well in John Well ,in the summer the days are long,and in the winter the days are short.
翻译:老师:我们都知道热胀 冷缩的道理.现在,谁给我举 个例子? 约翰:嗯,在夏天天都长, 在冬天天都短.
When do people have two mouth?
When there's two of them 有两个人时!
What animal can jump as high as a tree?
All animals, for trees can't jump!
How can you be completely sleepless for seven days and still lack no rest?
Sleep at night!
If you throw a stone into the Red Sea, what will it become?
Wet!
what is pronounced like one letter, written with three letters, and belongs to all animals?
eye
what word have thousands of letters in them?
dictionary
各行各业谚语 鞋匠们说:"the cobbler's wife is the worst shod."(鞋匠的老婆没鞋穿) 木匠们说"such carpenters ,such chips."(什么木匠出什么活) 裁缝们说:"cut the coat according to the cloth"(看布裁衣)
农夫们说:"as a man sows, so shall he reap"(种什么,收什么) 渔民们说:"the best fish swim near the bottom."(好鱼居水底) 猎人们说"a bird in hand is worth two in the bush "(双鸟在林不如一鸟在手) 磨房主说"all is grist that comes to his mill"(到他磨里都成粉)
淘金主说:"all is not gold that glitters" (发光的未必都是金子) 驯马人说:"a boisterous horse must have a rough bridle."(烈马要套粗笼 头) 牧马人说:"make hay while the sunshine."(晒草要趁太阳好) 主妇们说:"a stitch in time saves nine" (一针及时省九针)
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