On a hot summer day an elderly gentleman faints in the street. A small crowd immediately gathers around him.
"Give the poor man a glass of brandy," advises a woman. "Give him a heart massage, " says someone else.
"No, just give him some brandy," insists the woman. "Call an ambulance,"
yells another person.
"A brandy!" The man suddenly sits up and exclaims. "Shut up, everybody,and do as the kind lady says!"
在一个炎热的夏天,一位上了年纪的男子昏倒在街头。一群人立刻
围了上去。
“给这个可怜的人一杯白兰地吧。” 一位女士建议。
“给他一点治心脏病的药。” 另外一个人说。
“不,还是给他一些白兰地,”那位女士坚持说。
“还是叫一辆救护车吧。” 有人叫道。
“一杯白兰地。”
这时地上的那个人坐了起来,嚷着,“都闭嘴,就照那位好心的太太说得去做!”
 
  1.You are not a superman.
  你不是超人。
  
  2. If it's stupid but works, it isn't stupid.
  如果一个蠢方法有效,那它就不是蠢方法。
  
  3.Don't look conspicuous --it draws fire.(This is why aircraft carriers are called″Bomb Mag nets″.)
  不要太显眼,因为那会引人攻击(这就是航母被称为“炸弹磁铁”的原因)。
  
  4.Never share a foxhole with anyone braver than you are.
  别和比你勇敢的战友躲在同一个弹坑里。
  
  5.Never forget that the lowest bidder made your weapon.
  别忘了你手上的武器是由出价最低的承包商制造的。
  
  6. If your attack is going really well, it's an ambush.
  如果你的攻击进行得很顺利,那一定是中了圈套。
  
  7. No plan survives the first contact intact.
  没有任何计划能在遇敌后继续执行。
  
  8.All five -second grenade fuses will burn down in three seconds.
  所有5秒的手榴弹引线都会在3秒内烧完。
  
  9.Try to look unimportant because bad guys may be low on ammo.
  装成无关紧要的人,因为敌人的弹药可能不够了(所以他会先打重要的人)。
  
  10.The enemy diversion you are ignoring is the main attack.
  那支你不加注意的敌军部队其实是攻击的主力。
  
  11.The important things are always simple.
  重要的事总是简单的。
  
  12.The simple things are always hard.
  简单的事总是难以做到。
  
  13.The easy way is always mined.
  好走的路总会被布雷。
  
  14. If you are short of everything except enemy, you are in combat.
  如果你除了敌人以外什么都缺,那你一定是在交战中。
  
  15.Incoming fire has the right of way.
  来的子弹有优先通行权(挡它的道你就倒大霉啦)。
  
  16. If the enemy is in range, SO ARE YOU!
  如果敌人在你的射程内,别忘了,你也在他的射程内。
  
  17.Body count mathis:two guerillas plus two cats=37en emies killed in action.
  歼敌数计算法:两名游击队员加两只猫,本次战斗共毙敌37人。
  
  18.Things that must be together to work usually can't be shipped together.
  要一起用才能生效的装备通常不会一起运来。
  
  19.Radio's will fail as soon as you need fire support desper?ately.
  无线电总会在你急需火力支援时断掉。
  
  20.Anything you do can get you shot --including doing noth?ing.
  你做的任何事都可能令你挨枪子儿???什么都不做也一样。
  
  21.The only thing more accu?rate than incoming enemy fire is incoming friendly fire.
  惟一比敌方炮火还准确(而且会杀掉你的)是友军的炮火。
  
  22.Professional soldiers are predictable but the world is full of amateurs.
  专业的士兵的行为是可以预测的,但世上却充满了菜鸟。
 

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