One or Two 一还是二
Customer: Waiter, I've only got one piece of meat in my dish. Waiter:Just a moment, sir and I'll cut it in two.
顾客:服务员,我盘子里怎么只有一块肉? 服务员:先生,请稍候,我去把它切成两块.
I can not see it at all
After supper, the parents were busy playing mah-jong with the guests. At this point the mother thought of something and said to her son who was watching TV, "Honey, go see if the kitchen light is on or not?" After a while, her son returned and said, "Ma, the kitchen is so dark that I cannot see it at all."
晚饭后,父亲和母亲都忙着和客人玩麻将,这时母亲忽然想起点儿事来,便对正在看电视的 儿子说道: "宝贝, 去看看厨房里的灯是不是还开着呢?" 过了一会儿, 儿子回来说: "妈, 厨房里太黑了,我根本就看不见." M
An Ugly Woman 丑女 like: My aunt was very embarrassed when she was asked
to take off her mask at the party. Mary: Why was that? Mike: She wasn't wearing one.
Tom's excuse
Teacher: Tom, why are you late for school every day?
Tom: Every time I come to the corner, a sign says, School-Go Slow. 汤姆:我每次路过拐角,一个路标上面写着:学校慢行.
外语的重要性
A cat and her four kittens ran into a large dog. When the kittens cowered, the cat let out a series of loud barks, scaring the dog away. Turning to her kittens, the cat said, You see how important it is to know a second language. 一天,一只猫妈妈领着 4 只小猫在路上走,却遇到了一只大狗.小猫们吓的蜷缩成了一团, 这时猫妈妈吼出了一连串的汪汪声, 大狗被吓跑了. 猫妈妈转过身来对几个小猫说, 孩子们, 看看掌握一门外语是多么的重要呀! 词汇短语: 词汇短语:
  1.kitten 小猫
  2.cowered 抖缩;蜷缩;畏缩
  3.run into 遇见,例如: Turn right at the second traffic light, you will run into a Wal-mart 第二个交通灯右转,你会遇到一个沃尔玛
  4.let out 发出, 例如: let out a cry of pain 发出一声痛苦的叫声
 

相关内容

英语笑话

   On a hot summer day an elderly gentleman faints in the street. A small crowd immediately gathers around him. "Give the poor man a glass of brandy," advises a woman. "Give him a heart massage, " says someone else. "No, just g ...

英语 笑话

   1)TOM'S EXCUSE Teacher: Tom, why are you late for school every day? Tom: Every time I come to the corner, a sign says, "School-Go Slow". 汤姆的借口 老师:汤姆,您为什么每天上学迟到? 汤姆:我每次路过拐角,一个路标上面写着:"学校慢 行。" DID YOUR DAD... 2)Tom call Jim's name: ...

英语笑话

   1、既然说到了,我也说一个,外国人在我们中国也这样,去年差不多这个时候带我们老板的儿子JOE去一家我常去的牛肉面店里面吃面,牛肉面店老板习惯的问我加多少牛肉,我说两份,JOE非得问我老板说的啥,解释给他听了之后他跃跃欲试的对老板说:“一头牛!”老板当时崩溃了,后来他告诉我,他突然想起我教他的量词了??牛论头…… 2、有同学初到英国的时候,不知道英语的coach就是美语的bus,暗自纳闷:这去哪儿跟教练有啥关系? 3、我玩过第18个笑话:(在加国)上公交车司机问我是哪站上的(where r u ...

英语笑话

   One or Two 一还是二 Customer: Waiter, I've only got one piece of meat in my dish. Waiter:Just a moment, sir and I'll cut it in two. 顾客:服务员,我盘子里怎么只有一块肉? 服务员:先生,请稍候,我去把它切成两块. I can not see it at all After supper, the parents were busy playing mah-jong wi ...

英语笑话

   英语笑话 PartPart-time Job 业余工作 When my son was a high-school sophomore, he got a part-time job-- sacking groceries at a supermarket. He came home all smiles. 我儿子在一所中学读二年级时, 在一家超级市场找到了一份包装商品 的业余工作。他满面笑容地回到了家。 "How was your first day?" I asked ...

英语笑话

   If Life Were Like A Computer 假如生活是一台电脑 You could add/remove someone in your life using the control panel. You could put your kids in the recycle bin and restore them when you feel like it! You could improve your appearance by adjusting the display ...

英语笑话

   Dick was seven years old, and his sister, Catherine, was five. One day their mother took them to their aunt's house to play while she went to the big city to buy some new clothes. The children played for an hour, and then at half past four their au ...

英语笑话

   英语笑话 1. He is really somebody -- My uncle has 1000 men under him. -- He is really somebody. What does he do? -- A maintenance man in a cemetery. 他真是一个大人物 -- 我叔叔下面有 1000 个人。 -- 他真是一个大人物。干什么的? -- 墓地守墓人。 2. They are directly from America Not long afte ...

英语笑话

   英语笑话 1. Don't work for money The world is filled with smart, talented, educated and gifted people. We meet them every day. A few days ago, my car was not running well. I pulled it into a garage, and the young mechanic had it fixed in just a few min ...

英语笑话

   A tiger caught a Deer.一只老虎抓到一头鹿 The tiger plans to eat the deer, so the deer screamed: " you can't eat me"老虎打算吃了这头鹿.鹿急忙大叫:“你不能吃我?” The tiger hesitated, feeling very strange, so he asked the deer: " why can't i eat you? 老虎一楞,感到很奇怪,于是问鹿 ...

热门内容

基础一般、考研英语75分者的经验

   考研英语是个非常独特的考试,考研英语考的并不是你的英语水平有多好,而是你多会做考研英语的卷子。我英语从高考就是拖我后腿的,高考103,四级437,六级428,考级都是突击和报班过的。考研能考这么多,有一半是水平确实有提高,毕竟我准备了几乎1年,另一半我个人认为是我掌握了考研英语的方法。写下与各位共享,希望能对你有所帮助。 申明,我是报了全程辅导班,也看过别的老师的视频和讲座,某些理论不是我在瞎扯,确实是老师所讲,我个人觉得有用摘录下来而已,信者自信,不信者我不强求。 我不是来炫 ...

七年级英语答案(人教)

   听力材料及参考答案 导学与演练英语 七年级?人教版七年级英语(上册) 听力材料及参考答案 Unit 1My name’s Gina. 听力材料: A认真听老师读,选出你听到的字母,将其编号填入题前括号内。(读一遍) 1.Ee2.Aa3.Mm4.Qq5.Ii B听字母辨音,选出你听到的一组字母,将其编号填入题前括号内。(读一遍) 6.NBA7.CCTV8.VCD9.PRC10.WTO C听句子或对话,选出你在句中听到的姓名,将其编号填入题前括号内。(读一遍) 11. Hello,I’m G ...

初中英语-不规则动词汇总

   基本概念: 1、化学变化:生成了其它物质的变化 2、物理变化:没有生成其它物质的变化 3、物理性质:不需要发生化学变化就表现出来的性质 (如:颜色、状态、密度、气味、熔点、沸点、硬度、水溶性等) 4、化学性质:物质在化学变化中表现出来的性质 (如:可燃性、助燃性、氧化性、还原性、酸碱性、稳定性等) 5、纯净物:由一种物质组成 6、混合物:由两种或两种以上纯净物组成,各物质都保持原来的性质 7、元素:具有相同核电荷数(即质子数)的一类原子的总称 8、原子:是在化学变化中的最小粒子,在化学变化中 ...

酒店前厅实用礼貌英语

   酒 店 礼 貌 英 语 HOTEL COURTESY ENGLISH 接 待 处 礼 貌 服 务 英 语 COURTESY ENGLISH FOR RECEPTION 1、请填写登记表。 Please fill in the registration form. 2、请稍等。 Just a moment please. 3、先生,您有没有预约? Do you have a reservation with us, sir? 4、您预备如何付款呢? How would you like to ...

英语俱乐部第二次主题活动策划

   社区英语角第二次主题活动策划 社区英语角第二次主题活动策划 英语角第二 一、活动对象、时间及地点: 活动对象、时间及地点: 活动口号:I CAN SPEAK GOOD ENGLISH 活动对象:英语俱乐部成员 活动时间:2010 年 10 月 31 日 15:30~17:05 活动地点:银亭社区中心花园回廊 二、基本设想:体现以学生为主导,发挥辅导老师(志愿者)的引导作用 基本设想: 1、 活动场地的布置由集大勤工负责, 把场地布置成温馨详和的氛围,同时以海报的形式 进行宣传,吸引学生参加。 ...