One or Two 一还是二
Customer: Waiter, I've only got one piece of meat in my dish. Waiter:Just a moment, sir and I'll cut it in two.
顾客:服务员,我盘子里怎么只有一块肉? 服务员:先生,请稍候,我去把它切成两块.
I can not see it at all
After supper, the parents were busy playing mah-jong with the guests. At this point the mother thought of something and said to her son who was watching TV, "Honey, go see if the kitchen light is on or not?" After a while, her son returned and said, "Ma, the kitchen is so dark that I cannot see it at all."
晚饭后,父亲和母亲都忙着和客人玩麻将,这时母亲忽然想起点儿事来,便对正在看电视的 儿子说道: "宝贝, 去看看厨房里的灯是不是还开着呢?" 过了一会儿, 儿子回来说: "妈, 厨房里太黑了,我根本就看不见." M
An Ugly Woman 丑女 like: My aunt was very embarrassed when she was asked
to take off her mask at the party. Mary: Why was that? Mike: She wasn't wearing one.
Tom's excuse
Teacher: Tom, why are you late for school every day?
Tom: Every time I come to the corner, a sign says, School-Go Slow. 汤姆:我每次路过拐角,一个路标上面写着:学校慢行.
外语的重要性
A cat and her four kittens ran into a large dog. When the kittens cowered, the cat let out a series of loud barks, scaring the dog away. Turning to her kittens, the cat said, You see how important it is to know a second language. 一天,一只猫妈妈领着 4 只小猫在路上走,却遇到了一只大狗.小猫们吓的蜷缩成了一团, 这时猫妈妈吼出了一连串的汪汪声, 大狗被吓跑了. 猫妈妈转过身来对几个小猫说, 孩子们, 看看掌握一门外语是多么的重要呀! 词汇短语: 词汇短语:
  1.kitten 小猫
  2.cowered 抖缩;蜷缩;畏缩
  3.run into 遇见,例如: Turn right at the second traffic light, you will run into a Wal-mart 第二个交通灯右转,你会遇到一个沃尔玛
  4.let out 发出, 例如: let out a cry of pain 发出一声痛苦的叫声
 

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