几个英语小笑话~ 几个英语小笑话 1, Keys to Success 成功的关键
One day a father was teaching his son and said, "The keys to your success are keeping your word and cleverness. Once you give somebody a promise, you must carry it out on matter what will happen. This is called 'keeping one's words.' "What is cleverness?" asked his son. "Cleverness is that you'll never make such a promise, " the father answered. 一天,父亲教育儿子说:"一个人成功的关键就是严守诺言和足够聪明.一旦你给了别人承诺,无论发 生什么事,你都得实现它,这个就叫'守诺言'." 儿子问:"那么什么是聪明呢?" 父亲回答:"聪明就是任何时候都别做这样的承诺."
A Useful Way Father: Jack, why do you drink so much water? Jack: I have just had an apple, Dad. Father: What"s that got to do with it? Jack: I forgot to wash the apple. 一个有效的方法 爸爸:杰克,你干嘛喝这么多水呀? 杰克:我刚才吃了个苹果,爸爸. 爸爸:可是这跟喝水有什么关系呢? 杰克:我忘了洗苹果呀. A Present Kate: Mom, do you know what I"m going to give you for your birthday? Mom: No, Honey, what? Kate: A nice teapot. Mom: But I"ve got a nice teapot. Kate: No, you haven"t. I"ve just dropped it. 凯特的礼物 凯特:妈妈,你知道我要给你一件什么生日礼物吗? 妈妈:不知道,宝贝,是什么呀? 凯特:一把漂亮的茶壶. 妈妈:可是我已经有一把漂亮的茶壶了呀. 凯特:不,你没有了.我刚刚把它给摔了.
用英语描写夏天和冬天的景色 summer summer likes a pretty girl, with a light and dark green dress.You can see all the colors in the mountain, green trees, red flowers, white river, gray rock, black birds....lay down on the grassland, you can see bright blue sky, like somebody washed it, there is no clouds at first, but suddenly there are a lot! What you can do is just running in the rain, and smelling the smell of mud, but before you get home,the rain stoped. winter is a naughty boy, he spread all the snow on mountains, on streets, on buildings. What you can see is only white, but if you pay attention, you may found a sleeping leaf under the snow. If you walk along the street I live, you can see all kinds of snowmen. Some of them wearing a paper hat, some of them wearing funny clothes, and my, has a not very round face with two different big eyes! I love winter so much!
The seasons (Robert Stevenson) Spring is gay with flower and song, Summmer is hot and days are long, Autumn is rich with fruit and grain, Winter brings snow and the New Year again. 四季歌 (罗伯特'史蒂文森) 春歌荡漾百花香, 夏季炎炎白日长, 秋天满地丰收果, 冬雪吉兆新气象.
 

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