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Not every flower symbolize for love, but rose can do it; not every tree can stand thirst, but alamo can do it, not every pig can read short message, but you can do it. Congratulations!
不是每一朵花都能代表爱情,但是玫瑰做到了;不是每一种树都能耐住干渴,但是白杨做到了;不是每一 头猪都能看短消息,但是你做到了.恭喜你!
This house," said the real-estate salesman, "has both its good points and bad points. To show you I'm honest, I'm goint to tell you about the disadvantage - there is a chemical plant one block south and a slaughterhouse one block north." What are the advantages?" inquired the prospective buyer The good thing about it," said the agent, "is that you can always tell which way the wind is blowing." 这幢房子,"房地产推销商说,"既有优点也有缺点.为了说明我是诚实的,我将告诉你们它的缺点:往 南面一个街区是一家化工厂,往北面一个街区是一家屠宰场." 那么它的长处呢?"预备购买房子的人问道 它的好处,"代理商说道,"就是,你总能分清风是从哪边吹过来的."
 

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