某学生刻苦学习英语,终有小成.一日上街不慎与一老外相撞,忙说: 某学生刻苦学习英语, 终有小成 .一日上街不慎与一老外相撞, 忙说 : "I am sorry."老外应道:"I am sorry too." . 老外应道: 某人听后又道: 老外应道 . 某人听后又道:"I am sorry three." . 老外不解, 老外不解,问:"What are you sorry for?" 某人无奈, 某人无奈,道:"I am sorry five!"
英语笑话(一) 老师在黑板上写了一句:Time is money.并让同学们翻译.有名学生答道:"汤姆是玛丽." 小明上英文课时跟老师说:May I go to the toilet? 老师说:Go ahead. 小明就坐了下来.过了一会儿,小明又跟老师说:May I go to the toilet? 老师说:Go ahead. 小明又坐了下来.他旁边的同学于是忍不住问:你不是跟老师说要上厕所吗?怎么不去? 小明说:你没听老师说「去你个头」啊! 英语笑话(二) 某日刘洪涛遇到外宾,上前搭话曰:I am hongtao liu,外宾曰:我 TM 还是方片七呢! 英语笑话(三) 江青会见外宾, 要求翻译要严格按她的意思翻, 不许走样. 外宾一见到江青, 立刻拍马屁道: "Miss Jiang, you are very beautiful." 翻译照翻,江青心花怒 放,嘴上还要谦虚一下:"哪里, 哪里". 翻译不敢怠慢,把江青的话翻成英文:"Where? Where?" 外宾一愣,还有这样的人,追问哪 里漂亮的,干脆马屁拍到底:"Everywhere, everywhere." 翻译:"你到处都很漂亮."江青更高兴了,但总是要客气一下:"不见得,不见得".翻译赶 紧翻成英文:"You are not allowed to see, you are not allowed to see." 英语笑话(七) 英语老师问一个学生,"How are you 是什么意思" 学生想 how 是怎么,you 是你,于是回答"怎么是你?" 老师生气又问另一个同学:"How old are you ?是什么意思?" 这个同学想了想说:"怎么老是你."
英语笑话(十一) A:What's on your hand? B:Watch. A:How to spell that? B:T-H-A-T~ 英语笑话(十二) 女:say"i love you",say it,come on!say it! 男:it!
我老公家是内蒙古农村的,有一对外国老夫妇到这里住了下来.因为村里的人无法和他们交流,老夫妇很 寂寞,就养了一只猫.一天早上,老夫妇正梳理猫毛,一个人从旁边过来,冲着俩人说"鼓捣猫呢".夫 妇俩随即冲着来人说:"Goodmorning."傍晚时分,二人正在把晾在外边的衣服收起来,路过的一个村民 冲着他们说:"鼓捣衣服呢!"二人这回反应很快说:"Goodevening."私下里老夫妇俩感叹,合着他们 这里的人都会说英语呀!
 

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