1、They are directly from America Not long after an old Chinese woman came back to China from her visit to her daughter in the States, she went to a city bank to deposit the US dollars her daughter gave her. At the bank counter, the clerk checked each note carefully to see if the money was real. It made the old lady out of patience. At last she could not hold any more, uttering. "Trust me, Sir, and trust the money. They are real US dollars. They are directly from America." 它们是从美国直接带来的 一位中国老妇人在美国看望女儿回来不久, 一位中国老妇人在美国看望女儿回来不久,到一家市银行存女儿送给她的美 元。在银行柜台,银行职员认真检查了每一张钞票,看是否有假。 在银行柜台,银行职员认真检查了每一张钞票,看是否有假。 这种做法让老妇人很不耐烦,最后实在忍耐不住说: 相信我,先生, 这种做法让老妇人很不耐烦,最后实在忍耐不住说:“相信我,先生,也请 你相信这些钞票。这都是真正的美元,它们是从美国直接带来的。 你相信这些钞票。这都是真正的美元,它们是从美国直接带来的。”
  2、One day a visitor from the city came to a small rural area to drive around the country roads, see how the farms looked, and perhaps to see how farmers farmers earned their living. The city man saw a farmer in his yard, holding a pig up in his hands, and lifting it so that the pig could eat apples from an apple tree. The city man said to the farmer," I see that your pig likes apples, waste but isn"t that quite a waste of time?" The farmer replied," What"s time to a pig?" 一天,有一个城市里的游客来到一个小乡村,在乡间路上开着车, 一天,有一个城市里的游客来到一个小乡村,在乡间路上开着车,想看看农庄 是什么样子,也想看看农夫怎样种田过日子。 是什么样子,也想看看农夫怎样种田过日子。这位城里人看见一位农夫在宅后的草 地上,手中抱着一头猪,并把它举得高高的,好让它能够吃到树上的苹果。 地上,手中抱着一头猪,并把它举得高高的,好让它能够吃到树上的苹果。城里人 对农夫说, 我看你的猪挺喜欢吃苹果的,但是,这不是很浪费时间吗?"那位农夫 对农夫说,"我看你的猪挺喜欢吃苹果的,但是,这不是很浪费时间吗?"那位农夫 ?" 回答说, 时间对猪有什么意义?" 回答说,"时间对猪有什么意义?"

  3、A man goes to church and starts talking to God. He says: "God, what is you?" a million dollars to you?" and God says: "A penny", then the man says: "God, what is a million years to you?" and God says: "a second", then the man says: "God, can I have a penny?" and God says "In a second" 一男子进入教堂和上帝对话.他问:"主啊, 一百万美元对你意味着多少?" ?"上帝 一男子进入教堂和上帝对话.他问:"主啊, 一百万美元对你意味着多少?"上帝 :"主啊 回答:"一便士."男子又问:"那一百万年呢?"上帝说:"一秒钟."最后男子请求道 回答:"一便士."男子又问:"那一百万年呢?"上帝说:"一秒钟."最后男子请求道:" :"一便士."男子又问:"那一百万年呢?"上帝说:"一秒钟."最后男子请求道:" 上帝,我能得到一便士吗?"上帝回答:"过一秒钟." 上帝,我能得到一便士吗?"上帝回答:"过一秒钟." ?"上帝回答:"过一秒钟
  4、Mr. Johnson: Are you using you mower this afternoon? Mr.Smith: Yes. Mr.Johnson: Fine. Then can I borrow your tennis racket, since you won't be needing it? 约翰逊先生:今天下午你准备用割草机吗? 约翰逊先生:今天下午你准备用割草机吗? 史密斯先生:是的。 史密斯先生:是的。 约翰逊先生:太好了。既然您不用网球拍,那我可以借用一下吗? 约翰逊先生:太好了。既然您不用网球拍,那我可以借用一下吗? 以借用一下吗
 

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