.
和外国人拼英语 和外国人拼英语 国人
一人在公交车上不小心踏了外国人的脚,心想咱不能给中国人丢脸,于是卯足了劲 说了句英文: I’ “
m sorry” m sorry too”
外国人一想:在人家国土上咱不能不礼貌。于是忙点头: I’ “ “ 此人一听急了:Two?以为我不会数数?咬牙道: I’ 外国人大惑不 解: What “
m sorry three”
are you sorry for?”
此人心想好啊,连 FOUR 也出来了,我和你拼了!: “I’
m sorry five!!!!”
追车
早上上班赶公共汽车,到站台的时候,汽车已经启动了。我只好边追边喊:"师 傅,等等我!师傅,等等我呀!"这时一乘客从车窗探出头来冲我说了一句:"悟空 你就别追了。"
让狗狗羞愧死
一楼住户不知从哪儿弄来一只大狗。初来乍到,它警惕性非常高,一有点响动 就狂吠不已。我家在六楼,尽管每天上下楼蹑手蹑脚,但十有八九还是要被狂吠一 通。我胆子小,狗一叫我就拼命跑,生怕它突然冲出来。 周日,我去接正在上英语培训班的小侄子到家里吃饭。刚进一楼,大狗照旧“汪 汪 汪汪”地叫起来,叫得我心惊肉跳。小侄子却一点也不害怕,扯起嗓子对着喊:“吐吐 吐吐 汪汪 吐”。奇怪的是,“吐吐”几声后,大狗居然偃旗息鼓,不叫了,并且发出可怜的“哼哼” 声。 回到家,我问小侄子用什么办法,居然能镇住这么凶猛的狗。小侄子洋洋得意 one,你就回 two two,这时狗因为无法回你 地说:“当狗对你汪汪叫时,它其实是在说 one three,非常惭愧,就不叫了。” three
 

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