Honesty
A man who is driving a car stopped by a police officer. The following exchange takes place. . . Man:What's the problem,officer? Officer:You were going at least 75in a 55zone. Man:No,sir,I was going 65. Wife:Oh,Harry.You were going 80.(Man gives his wife a dirty look.) Officer:I' m also going to give you a ticket for your broken taillight. Man:Broken taillight?I didn't know about a broken taillight。 Wife:Oh Harry,you've known about that tail for weeks.(Man gives his wife another dirty look.) Officer:I' m also going to give you a citation for not wearing your seat belt. Man:Oh,I just took it off when you were walking up to the car. Wife:Oh,Harry,you never wear your seat belt. Man:Shut your dang mouth。 Officer: (Turns to the woman) Ma ' am, : does your husband talk to you this way all the time? Wife:No,only when he's drunk.
Who is boring
A: "the world is so boring people..." B: "why do you say that?"
A: "a person begins at eight o 'clock in the morning until four o 'clock in the afternoon, fishing, didn't catch a thing. You said boring not boring?" B: "really boring, but how did you know?" A: "because I always see him go from."
No eating eggs
"A lion lion, the birth of the young lions will eat;" Dog dog dog, born to eat,... "That is to say, all mothers have something to eat." Little Tom wondering, total want to find a born not eating for three days, but the guy Days didn't think out. The fourth day, he really wants to come out. He was seen, is a fact. He ran to tell the old teacher: "teacher, hen lays eggs. Don't eat!"
The owl
The zoo held discussion! The host asks: "the cat would climb a tree?" Eagle vies to answer first: "!" Host: "please illustrate!"
Eagle tearful said: "when I was fast asleep, the cat climbed up the tree... and then there is the owl!"
Earthworms
The centipede go out, don't be bitten! In order to prevent venoms diffusion, must immediately amputation! The centipede comfort myself a way: "thanks!" I leg, Doctor also comfort way: "yes, your brother, spot after is earthworm!"
 

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